Ok as c.kisback has left time for me to take over for the kids are these funny?

What does a tree do when he is ready to go home?


He leaves.





What did the cowboy say when his dog left?


Doggone





What did one ear say to the other ear?


Between us we have brains!





What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?


Mum and Dad!





Why did the one-handed man cross the road?


To get to the second-hand shop!





How do you make a band stand?


Hide all their chairs!





Why do golfers take an extra pair of socks?


In case they get a hole in one!





What do you call a man with a spade on his head?


Doug





What did one tooth say to the other tooth?


The dentist is taking me out today!





Why did the chocolate chip cookie visit the doctor?


He was feeling crumby.





How did the farmer fix his jeans?


With a cabbage patch!





Why was the broom late?


It over-swept!





What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?


Go to sweep, dear.





What do you call a boy mermaid?


A merdude!

Ok as c.kisback has left time for me to take over for the kids are these funny?
thanks ...these r very funny for my kids....
Reply:some very good ones their,like What do you call two people who embarrass you in front of your friends?


Mum and Dad!


so true,star
Reply:Some More amazing jokes! Starred!*
Reply:dang those r super funny